Don’t play play.
Greetings, this is your brain speaking.
Your body has officially chosen to shut herself down since 10th May, which is why you have been waking up at 9.15am recently!!! Since your last day is 17th May, your body has decided to have a pre-party celebration knowing you wouldn’t give a damn if you are reporting later for work!
*faints* Just 4 more days, pleaseeee try to be obedient and report for work not later than 10am ok? Not that I care but let’s just try to be good for once alright?